Okay, I notice this page gets visited a lot, so I will update it yet again.

June 22nd Update

Jonni La Force is a wily shadow figure with many secret identities.  One of which is Treasure Hider Extraordinaire.  You can see evidence of this at her website www.IWantTreasure.com (currently not at it’s best, but being worked on).

Another secret identity is traveling hypnotist, which fits nicely into the general scheme of things as it takes her to many cities throughout the U.S. making it easy for her to slip into her aforementioned covert role and do some Black-Ops treasure hiding in a town near you.

Her other clandestine activities involve reading ungodly amounts of books, skateboarding, whitewater rafting, tea-drinking, adventure-seeking, film-making, and fooling around on her ridiculous blog.

The last About Page update you can see below, under the words “March 15th Update.”

March 15th Update

I just had a person I once knew in highschool contact me.  They wanted an update.  I gave them one.  Then I thought, you know, this might be just the thing people expect to find when they visit the About page.  So here is the update they saw.

“I don’t know what else to tell you other than, I do whatever I want, and I have a blast, and I live a life of pleasure that most people only dream of. But I worked my ass off to get here.

I still have issues like everybody else. I’m not currently dating. I’ve never been married. I don’t have kids. I intend to travel the world having adventures. I will continue being an entrepreneur for the rest of my life.

I love life. I’m passionate about many things. I’m young and healthy and free. I have a weird life philosophy that separates me from everyone around me, but it’s not lonely. It just means I don’t settle for what others settle for.

I own a couple of properties that I rent out. I have a couple of websites. I dabble in a lot of different things. I’m going to go back to doing seminars traveling the country for a little while, cause I want more capital to infuse into my business and I’m still practicing raising investment capital.

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so driven and was willing to settle because it would be an easier life just stumping along blindly, never questioning my basic assumptions, like the majority of people on the planet. Plus, the dating pool would be bigger.

But what the hell, I believe its a friendly universe and most moments I’m filled with profound gratitude for all the little things in life. The simple tasks and pleasures become sacred, and I see vast amounts of fun to be had, every where I turn.

The End

P.S. What else do you want to know?”

After I sent it, I received this reply:

“Where have you travelled? Where’s the next spot? What kind of seminars? What other websites? What kind of life of pleasure? Can you hit me with a couple of points from your life philosophy? How did you get to this nice place? You don’t have to give me all the details but you seem to have had one or two epiphany moments, am I right? Who have you dated? Who do you keep in contact with from our small little world? What happened to your parents? Who are your best friends? Have you written a book yet and can I have a signed copy? What are some of the things you are most passionate about and will you soon lobby congress?”

They’re pretty nosy, huh?  So there’s one thing you have in common with them.

I find this whole interchange to be too common and therefore mundane.  So I will be editing this page once again, very soon.

See ya sucker